How Britain Was Made Britain began life as a slightly damp place where people invented both chocolate and awkwardness. The earliest inhabitants were skilled at building stones and complaining about the weather. Then came invaders: Romans, who paved the roads and left polite graffiti; Anglo-Saxons, who helped invent surnames like “Smith” and “Brown” so people could be properly boring; and Vikings, who arrived with longboats and excellent mustaches.
Cunk’s malapropisms are legendary. She creates a lexicon of nonsense that sounds almost correct. She describes the Class system as "lower, middle, and upper class," before adding "and then people who are so rich they don't even have to eat anymore." She confuses "tactical" with "tactile" and frequently mispronounces words with unwavering certainty. Cunk on... Britain Complete Pack
: Occasional simplified transcripts or quote sheets featuring Philomena Cunk's most famous "alternative facts". Where to Find It How Britain Was Made Britain began life as